You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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