We're facebook friends in real life
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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