Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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