Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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