do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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