Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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