You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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