is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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