I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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