Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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