no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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