Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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