dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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