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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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