Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Then you guys just all showered together...?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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