that's an acceptable place to lick
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's blow job season.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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