Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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