I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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