i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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