the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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