I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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