Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm passing your future prison.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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