i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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