Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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