I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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