Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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