Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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