I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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