k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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