I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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