he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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