I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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