so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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