You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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