i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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