Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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