you guys were way drunker than both of me
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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