Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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