i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so explain again why im purple
no
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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