Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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