pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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