she was so not down for the gang bang
operation have a gay friend backfired
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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