if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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