Non-Jews are for practice
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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