She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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