Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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