You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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