yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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