Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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