We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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